How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Here is the scenario, the woodchucks wake up one morning, or night, not sure if they are nocturnal, nor am I willing to check, and they just know they could chock wood. But they also know about this tongue twister we English speakers say, and they know they are the woodchuck, and that it is a well-known fact that woodchucks don’t chuck wood but dirt.

Do you think the woodchucks would chuck wood?

I guess I am asking, do you think other animals would suffer from performance anxiety or flat out refuse to entertain the human mocker, and somehow could be offended by the mocker? They would too question the name given to their species, but I don’t think they would question their newfound ability. I am sure they would probably be driven to act by instincts more than emotions they may or may not feel. I’m sure if woodchucks find an evolutionary advantage to chucking wood, they would take the opportunity and advance their species by helping themselves, at least the less stubborn ones.

P.S

pretend this is deep.